Dating a Musician 101

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Rules for dating a guy in a band:

1) It probably won’t work if you hate his music. If his high notes sound to you like cats being slowly strangled, it won’t be long before you want to strangle him with a pillow during late-night practice sessions.

2) Never believe a guy who tells you that a generic love song is dedicated to you. No name=doesn’t count.

3) Leather pants and heavy drug use do not make someone more able to read music.

4) Hours logged on Rock Band do NOT count as ‘practice’.

5) If your only ‘dates’ are after hours on your knees, you’re a groupie, not a girlfriend.

Women’s love of bad boys may be biological

Our attraction to them may be biological. According to The New Scientist, women are attracted to qualities they identify as the ‘dark triad’, which include “the self-obsession of narcissism; the impulsive thrill-seeking and callous behaviour of psychopaths; and the deceitful and exploitative nature of Machiavellianism.” Infatuation is addictive: It lights up the same reward centers in our brain as cocaine and chocolate.

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