Want to avoid the ‘Am I going to be the father of a baby, or a burrito?’ conversation through lawyers? Don’t automatically believe anyone who claims to be on the Pill, have had a vasectomy, be infertile, or otherwise magically unable to conceive. Protect yourself until you are ready for parenthood!
A publicity stunt, or more proof that in the dating world, it’s like+like more often than opposites attracting? Would you really want to date yourself, or would it drive you crazy?
My name is Catherine, and I’m a Charlie Sheen addict. Since the madness started, I’ve seen almost every moment of Sheenmania. I watched him pop up in a web episode of Sheen’s Korner, looking like the corpse in Weekend at Bernie’s after a couple of days in the sun, ranting about trolls ruining phone service.
I’ve seen the poolside interviews with his “goddess” porn star and former nanny, and the outbursts in which he blasted his bosses at CBS over the loss of his show Two and a Half Men.
But some of his angriest rants were reserved for what he referred to as the “troll hole” of Alcoholics Anonymous (AA). In one interview, he tore up the pages of the AA handbook, which he’s called “a silly book written by a broken-down fool who is a plagiarist”.
According to Charlie, alcoholism isn’t a disease.
“I have a disease?” he’s said. “Bull****. I cured it right now with my mind.”
He may have referred to himself as a “rock star from Mars”, but saying that an addict is NOT helpless in the face of his brain chemistry is probably the most lucid thing he’s said in weeks. Read more
One of my sayings in life is that I would rather regret the things I did than the things I didn’t do. But there are moments in life when we wake up next to someone and want to gnaw our arm off at the elbow to escape. Following is my five point plan on how to survive the Walk of Shame:
1) Erase the evidence. Did you film it on a camera/video/phone? Always insist on keeping the video/negatives, or better yet, delete everything and erase it from your hard drive.
3) If you don’t already have your Walk of Shame kit pre-packed, hit a drugstore for yellow-toned concealer, tights, and oversized sunglasses. Don’t take them off all day.
4) Deal with the STD aftermath. If you feel burning after a few days, it’s probably not passion – it could be a parasite.
5) Skin cells are constantly regenerating themselves. No matter how heinous the hookup, in a few weeks it will be as if the offending person never touched your vagina! And remember, many of the strangest stories have the potential to be comedy gold once enough time has passed. I believe that every learning experience with the wrong people leads us closer to understanding ourselves, and hopefully closer to the right one.
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