Plastic surgery: Why Chins are the new breasts

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It’s official: The trout pout is out; the chin is in. The Real Housewives of Orange County’s Vicki Gunvalson and Teen Mom Farrah Abraham are among the celebrities who have been showing off noticeably more defined jawlines.Last year, the American Society of Plastic Surgery reported that the ‘chinplant’ was the fastest-growing cosmetic surgery procedure. But getting a ‘chimplant’ is not as simple as walking in with a Mr Potato Head profile and asking for the Christina Hendricks cleft. [. . .]

Forget 7 years…beware the ’18 month itch’!

First it was the seven-year itch. Then the three-year itch. Now a rash of recent celebrity break-ups seems to suggest that the honeymoon period is getting even shorter. That’s right: The stage when complements stop, sex dwindles and suddenly a partner’s cute little quirks go from totally adorable to totally annoying could happen in as little as 18 months. Read more

Diamonds are forever. Most relationships are a lot shorter.

I investigated the often inverse relationship between celeb relationship longevity and bling for The Curse of Neil Lane. 

Newly Engaged Britney Spears Celebrates 40th Birthday Of Her Fiance, Jason Trawick, At Sugar Factory American Brasserie And Chateau Nightclub & Gardens At Paris Las VegasA diamond is forever. But for clients of celebrity jeweler Neil Lane, engagements and marriages seem to be be a lot shorter. Now insiders are speculating that Miley Cyrus could be the latest victim of the ‘Neil Lane curse’.

Back in 2012, Miley tweeted ‘I feel like all my dreams are coming true!’ when fiancé Liam Hemsworth got down on one knee with custom-designed 3.5-carat cushion-cut diamond.

Some people seem to believe that having a massive rock makes a statement about the seriousness of the relationship. But size doesn’t count…at least, not when it comes to rings. [. . .]

Hulk Hogan Sex Tape: Conspiracy Theories

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Hulk Hogan is threatening to sue over release of a sex tape showing him with his friend’s wife Heather Clem…but I’m the one feeling emotional distress after seeing him without his do-rag.  So was this a privacy invasion or publicity stunt? Maybe I’m cynical, but since bloggers are calling him ‘well-hung’ I expect a deal to be announced soon. Clearly he didn’t read my advice: He would know how to erase porn from a hard-drive and not end up with a blurry video that is lit like a sonogram. Next time!

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